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I don’t care what she’s selling…

I’ll take four…

Chico

The haters have officially retired on this chick. Fine, sexy, gifted, powerful…

Do your thing, ma!

Oh, and she discusses the Kanye awards show thing.

Bey, I Love You…

Chico

There is only one problem with dating Solange. That’s right. She’s not her sister. And being that Beyonce’s face is everywhere, you will contantly be reminded that you’ve got the second place prize. And as time goes on, you will grow to resent everything about her, starting with her mini-afro. Run now, rationalize later.

Look, if your in too deep, just tell her you’re gay. If she doesn’t believe you just show her your ‘Fonsworth Bentley’ steez in the video for “Vivrant Thing” below. That was pretty gay. Actually, that was super-gay.

Hold on, dude. You like her new boy look, don’t you?

Chico figures things out.

I’m just kidding, about Fonsworth Bentley, allegedly….

This is Beyonce’s former tour manager. Allegedly, he’s family. I’m willing to spring for his crash course in media training.

Bodyguards.
Keeping them safe by any means…

Chico

The curves on this woman…. She walks like this cause she could back it up…

MTV UK reports:

Beyoncé has said she works hard to keep her famous bottom in shape and said she sometimes doesn’t like her curves.

The gorgeous singer explained: “I guess my butt is natural. But I go through stages like every woman. I like being curvy but sometimes I get curvy in the wrong places.”

“After New Year I do stairs – they are the best thing for butt cheeks. Every January I’ll start working out. I’ll do that for three months and then stop again!”

And B also revealed she hates being put in ‘Most Sexy’ lists. She said: “Some people think one thing is beautiful, some think another is. When people say that I am ‘most beautiful’ or ‘most sexy’, it bothers me.

“I like fashion and I like to look good. I like to try at least, but everyone has their own opinion.”

Baby, it’s so big, it’s so wide, it’s so strong, it won’t fit ……

Baby, nobody can do it like you…
Back that thing up….