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Update on the The AC “butt whipping….”

by Chico on Feb.23, 2010, under Uncategorized

Okay….

These guys must want a reality show…

Conflicting stories, media whoring, copped pleas, and lame posturing….

These guys sound like “Flavor of Love” girls…

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Tiger Woods: Please ignore this chick…

by Chico on Feb.20, 2010, under Uncategorized

You have got to be kidding me…

Hmmmm….

Kinda reminds me of…

What happens if he ignores her?

Is there another voicemail? A picture? A bastard kid?

Chico doesn’t get it…

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Chiddy Bang: “Opposite of Adults”

by Chico on Feb.20, 2010, under Uncategorized

I’m digging this. It’s starting to get a serious buzz.

Cool, huh?

Chico likes it.

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Ludacris: “My Chick Bad” feat. Nicki Minaj

by Chico on Feb.20, 2010, under Uncategorized

This is growing on me…

“My chick come out swinging like Tiger Woods’ wife!”

Whew….

Chico

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Sarah Palin: Interview from the twilight zone…

by Chico on Feb.19, 2010, under Uncategorized

Please watch this interview on Bill “Loofah” O’Reilly’s show

1. I would hardly call Bristol “No Condom-No Problem” Palin wise. I am calling for her resignation as co-author of Sarah Palin’s Facebook.

2. The ex-Govenor did not adequately explain why Rush should get a pass for using the same term Rahm Emanuel used. Then again I don’t recall her ever having adequately answering any question…

3. The actress who played the role of the Down Syndrome teen on that episode actually has Down Syndrome. That’s like how black comedians can use the word ‘nigger’ as much as they want. (You remember that word right? It was shouted freely at a few of your campaign stops…)

4. Bill-O calling anybody else a ‘hater’ is amazing. Hating is not only the premise for his show, it’s the format.

Chico thinks Sara Palin is an effing retard

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Gary Coleman: Not to be messed with…

by Chico on Feb.18, 2010, under Uncategorized

This dude played right into the hands of the host….

Looking like an angry little black man does wonders to convince the world your not an abuser…

I wonder how the girls will be able to keep their hands off him now…

Chico

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Sade: Live on Ellen

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

Still sexy….

You’re welcome!

Chico’s into cougars!!!

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Jay-Z and Alicia Keys: Putting the “Empire State…” on the map!

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

Yessir!!!!!

Nothing short of sexy!!!

Haters one yourselves…

Chico

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Alicia Keys: All Star Mistake?

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

Babygirl, I love you and you know this…

What we share is real so let me be real with you…

Lip-syncing would have been better baby…

Let’s just be honest…

Chico


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Lumidee: “Made Me”

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

This is so bad….

This chick has officially proven that an artist can get worse over time….

Even with autotune around she sucks…

Chico’s gonna get hate mail for this one…


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Jill Scott: Setting up the next classic on Mo’Nique

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

I love this sexy big girl. She brings it every single time…

I can almost stomach Mo’Nique… long enough to hear Jill…

Chico’s in love with real talent!!!!


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Dru Hill: “Love, MD”

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

Is everyone making a comeback?

Is autotune ever gonna die?

Is it still okay for grown men to get there Dennis Rodman on?

Chico is not impressed…


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Ray Gosling: BBC Gone Wild?

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

BBC TV presenter Ray Gosling recently confessed that he smothered a lover to death.
In a documentary on BBC One’s Inside Out East Midlands program in December, Gosling is seen walking through a cemetery where he says, “……this is the time to share a secret that I’ve kept for quite a long time.
“I killed someone, once,” he states. “He was a young chap, he had been my lover, and he got AIDS.”
Gosling said that one “hot afternoon” in a hospital, the doctors told him that there was nothing more they could do and that his lover was in “terrible, terrible pain.” He then asked the doctors to leave them alone.
“And I picked up the pillow, and smothered him until he was dead. The doctor came back, I said, ‘He’s gone.’ Nothing more was ever said.”

The BBC reports that police are now investigating Gosling and the network will cooperate with the investigation fully.
Gosling claimed later that they “had a pact” and that he doesn’t consider what he did a crime.

“When you love someone, it is difficult to see them suffer,” he said. “It’s a terrible situation. I loved him to bits. We had a pact. He said if the pain gets bad and if nothing can be done, don’t let him linger on. I don’t think it’s a crime. If he was looking down on me now, he would be proud.”

Chico is getting fed up with reality television…..

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Rihanna: Killing “Rude Boy” on Ellen

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

This chick is sexy all day….

You are welcome….

Chico

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Maury: Woman confesses to 200 affairs…

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

Here’s the twist… her husband is a pastor…

It gets worse… he knows a lot of her lovers from his church…

What would Jesus do?

That’s exactly what Jesus would do…

Good thing she wasn’t married to a butcher…

Chico’s glad…

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Celebrity Fit Club: Should’ve been called something else…

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

What’s going on with people on these shows…

Okay…. I’m ready for “Being Bobby Brown” Season 3

Chico

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When Keeping It Real Really Goes Wrong…

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

Please watch this video… it can save lives….

See how humble he was going back to his seat?

True story…

Chico

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Akon: Lady Gaga = Retirement Money

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

NOw he’s rubbing it in…

Go ‘head man…

Chico

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Beanie Sigel: A Comedy of Errors

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

In this video, Beanie goes after Jay for being old and after T.I. for allegedly being a snitch.

First of all you don’t have a quarter of the the fame, the wealth, or the intellect Jay had when he was your age, although you weigh ten times as much. You are now an official hater. A card carrying member.

Secondly T.I. expressed his remorse early, admitted he was wrong and pledged to be a positive influence, he changed his lyrics and his mindset. most rappers use their current legal dramas as a marketing and publicity tool to advance their already dying fame. Maybe if they stood like men, realized that they were poisoning the minds and lives of the babies, they would do things differently. And maybe the judges would see something different at sentencing.

And maybe if you spent less money on pasta and cough syrup, you could afford the kind of attorney that could strike that kind of deal…

And maybe a treadmill wouldn’t be so bad either…

Chico’s annoyed with this fat kid…

P.S. Why are you only mentioned when you mention other more famous MC’s?

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Keith Olbermann: Breaking it down….

by Chico on Feb.17, 2010, under Uncategorized

Please check this out….

This guy is official…

Please watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNDC.

He’s the Ant-Rush…

Chico

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