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They say this chick has a Lucifer fetish….

Does this story help?

Chico is shaking….

Get Ready!!!!!!

cant wait!

Let the countdown begin!

Chico’s getting his geek on….

Mimi and Ne-Yo do it on this one…

You-re welcome!!!

Chico

I like this one….

Sexy, artistic, exiting visuals…

Chico is pleased…

Diddy took off with your chick (business, not pleasure) now you’re singing confusing but soulful medleys on Youtube…

How exactly does “Human Nature” go right into “You Are So Beautiful?”

chico’s trying not to catch Bitchassnesss…

Check this out. He was actually funnier…

Chico

The Christian Right Wing Leaders in this country never miss a beat. These guys have mastered the art of blaming horrible natural disasters on whichever group God is mad at at the time.

AIDS was God getting at those filthy homosexuals.

9/11 was God getting at those filthy homosexuals.

Haiti’s recent earthquake was, you guessed it, God getting at those devil worshippers (who were probably filthy homosexuals).

Robertson’s claim is that the Haitian’s could not become the first Black Republic 200 years ago without signing a pact with Lucifer. Please Watch the nonsense…

“True story,” he says, as if he was there. Wait a minute. He probably was…

Status: Chico will kick this guy’s behind if they ever meet.

P.S. What pact did Pat Robertson sign with the devil to actually have people still think he’s relevant?

Not for the faint in heart…

For everyone else, watch the following…

Here’s some raw footage…

The first Black Republic in the world needs us now…

Please donate $5 by texting YELE to 501501 or get more info by visiting WWW.YELE.ORG. The American Red Cross also has a website for donations (WWW.REDCROSS.ORG).

And if you can spare the time and haven’t done so already, start praying…

Chico

P.S. All the rappers who shout out Haiti on their songs should step up, too.

Wow. This chick was toasted off her chubby behind. I was hoping to get a shot of her husband Nick to see his expression as he watched her bring honor to the Cannon name.

Classy!

There is a big difference between how she acted when she was married to first husband Tommy Mattola. My man would have never tolerated the bloated bimbo act.

Are we the only ones who think she’s
channeling Anna Nicole Smith?

Yikes!

Status: Chico is disgusted…

So many smart phones have been going for the IPhone’s crown. In the last 2 1/2 years Apple has sold 20 million of them.

HTC?

Pre?

Even several of the touch Blackberrys tried…

Finally, however, Apple may be facing it’s stiffest competion yet. Watch

Iphone users are disgusted with AT&T’s failure to inlude tethering.

There are also several other major network issues that they are currently working out.

The best news about the Nexus One is that they are designing it for multiple carriers…

Is this the end of the IPhone?

Chico

This is very inspirational…

With all the crazy we put on this site isn’t it nice to see kids doing positive things?

Pray.

Amen

Chico is blessed today…

Country-ass Nelly interrupted his Vegas performance on New Year’s eve to inform the audience that he was the biggest selling rapper of the decade. So we at the Messhall came up with a few follow up questions for the St. Louis MC.

1) Do you consider Eminem a rapper?

2) Are you counting the bootlegs?

3) Was that your first bottle?

4) Are you aware that search engines work fine in Vegas?

5) Would you agree that your bodyguard should stop doubling as your manager?

Another rapper has lost it…

Chico

This kid is going places…

I’m impressed…

Wow!

We need to be friends…

Chico

Yikes!

Even a autotune can’t help some artists…

You might feel the music, be passionate about the song, and even a good producer/musician, but homey, leave the singing alone.

I normally support your crazy, but you are tipping the scales now…



Don’t hate us for this post…

Chico

So I’m hearing that LA Dodger Mark Kemp has scooped up my girl…

Look chick, exactly how long do you think I’m gonna wait for you?

After Chris gave your face the ‘Ike Turner’ treatment, I asked you about giving ‘yours truly’ a shot. (I took your blank stare to mean ‘yes’)

Well, I’ve been reaching out. I had my people leave my contact info with your people. (ActualIy, by my people I meant my cousin Paul, and by your people I mean anyone who didn’t hang up on us.) I even sent you the pictures we took together. (Actually, they were pictures of me standing with your likeness at Madamme Toussaud’s Wax Museum, but the sentiment was still lthere…)

For the record, I’ve kept every letter you sent me. (Actually, there were only two, an order of protection from your local law enforcement officials, and a sternly worded letter to my employers at CelebrityMesshall.com threatening legal action if I don’t stop printing “my delusions as factual information”)

I get it. You’re playing hard to get. I’m not mad. But while we’re straightening out all of our misunderstandings, can you please tell this dude to keep his hands above your waste and off of ‘my’ stuff?

Thank you kindly,

Chico

This video is hot. With enough avante-garde imagery to be a film student’s wet dream…

This is far from Jay’s best work, but the video is stunning enough to make this song a Spring banger…

You guys are so welcome…

Chico

Teddy Riley’s daughters put him out there regarding a personal family discussion which got out of hand.

We didn’t comment on it since he didn’t get a chance to make a statement.

As disturbing as the Rihanna-TMZ styled pictures looked that were leaked to the media, we at celebrity messhall are satisfied (for now) with Riley’s explanation…

LOL…rock guitar?!?

Chico’s minding his business..

This might be the only film whose visuals might make “Avatar” sem like a student film.

I’m Interested…

Heath was in the middle of filming this feature when he passed. Pals Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Ferrell stepped in to make it appear that the character transformed as the film progressed.

I can’t wait…

Chico

The following is a video summary of the year.

Enjoy!

Chico is laughing quite a bit…